agirlnameddavis: My problem with Ben & Jerry’s ice cream is I go diggin after the marshmallow fluff or caramel swirl or whatever like it’s an excavation and before long, oh fuck, I’ve finished off the whole pint
Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
15 things a girl wants from her guy but won't ask...
sabbmarine: Good morning and Good night texts. Pictures taken together. Surprises. Visiting and bringing her favorite food. A hoodie with his scent all overit. Really long hugs. Slow dances. Sincere compliments. Singing her favorite songs even if it’s out of tune. A cute teddy bear to hug when he’s not around. Real, deep conversations. Nonsense but funny conversations too. His...
oppas-eyeliner: hey come closer closer a bit more wanna hear a secret? oppas wears eyeliner better than you do
2boys1cup: it started out with a click how did it end up like this
busket: i think a group of baby chicks should be called a “cuddle” because fucking look at this THERE WAS PLENTY OF ROOM IN THE REST OF THE THING BUT NOPE TIGHT PACKED
jaclcfrost: egggcorn: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart however, that’s...