May 2013
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agirlnameddavis:
My problem with Ben & Jerry’s ice cream is I go diggin after the marshmallow fluff or caramel swirl or whatever like it’s an excavation and before long, oh fuck, I’ve finished off the whole pint
Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
15 things a girl wants from her guy but won't ask...
sabbmarine:
Good morning and Good night texts.
Pictures taken together.
Surprises.
Visiting and bringing her favorite food.
A hoodie with his scent all overit.
Really long hugs.
Slow dances.
Sincere compliments.
Singing her favorite songs even if it’s out of tune.
A cute teddy bear to hug when he’s not around.
Real, deep conversations.
Nonsense but funny conversations too.
His...
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oppas-eyeliner:
hey
come closer
closer
a bit more
wanna hear a secret?
oppas wears eyeliner better than you do
2boys1cup:
it started out with a click
how did it end up like this
busket:
i think a group of baby chicks should be called a “cuddle” because fucking look at this
THERE WAS PLENTY OF ROOM IN THE REST OF THE THING
BUT NOPE
TIGHT PACKED
jaclcfrost:
egggcorn:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart
however, that’s...
